I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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