I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
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I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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