Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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