operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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