You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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