Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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