thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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