Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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