Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I deserve this hangover.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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