I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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