She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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