are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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