The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
tell me about the eggs
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
