good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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