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My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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