porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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