what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
