If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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