tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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