Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
NoShamevember. You game?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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