have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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