So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You dont lie about slip and slides
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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