Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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