do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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