this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Randomize
