After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
40s are totally the cure
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
