i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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