P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
