Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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