nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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