fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
