Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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