the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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