I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You pole danced in your parka.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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