I'm sorry my penis didn't work
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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