like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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