i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Randomize
