I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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