Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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