I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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