I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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