one might say we're banned from that church
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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