Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
When are your genitals available?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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