He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
