whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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