she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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