problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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