I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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