The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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