I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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