a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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