You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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