rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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