dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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