please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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