Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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