have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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